compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up


nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”


tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong


imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon braiding your hair.


nbchannibal:

Murderers: (✿◡‿◡ฺ)

Murderers that cook: (✿ฺ◕ฺ‿ฺ◡ฺ)

Murderers that cook their victims: (✿ )ノ))。₀: *゚✲ฺβyё βyё✲゚ฺ*:₀




emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”