seductivegard:

the thrilling saga of billy the dog on tv

followed by a heartbreaking revelation


imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon trying to make you dinner but ending up fucking you hard over the counter


Nistekanalen


how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire


theentirepopulationoffrance:

you know that feeling where you really want something but then when you get it you don’t really want it anymore


starchaserr:

20:00 med Raske Menn - Norges Vanligste (5/?) ep.3


Mom: I think you've been on the computer for too long today
Me:
Me:
Me: I stayed in to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

(via beachbunnyescort)


mewlinofhope:

why is reblogging urself shameful or whatever like no if u got cool stuff to share with people who weren’t online or weren’t paying attention u go share ur face or ur artwork or ur wip cosplay fuck yeah u get that credit